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Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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