question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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