Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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