Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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