i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We're too hungover to prance.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize