Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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