Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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