quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Randomize
