I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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