I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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