I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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