is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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