how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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