We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My pussy is not your playground.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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