My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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