My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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