Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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