I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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