I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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