Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
