You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
