Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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