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• (914): View more from New York

  i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.

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• (530): View more from California

  Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts

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• (818): View more from California

  The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm drinking too much free beer

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Its one of those days... someone might die

  (1-618): View more from Illinois

  Would a picture of my dick help?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?

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