HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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