I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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