I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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