Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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