who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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