No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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