My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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