I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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