She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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