Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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