No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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