just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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