I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Your penis caused this!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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