I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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