Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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