so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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