We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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