the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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