IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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