Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The beer is more important than you right now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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