like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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