God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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