I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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