I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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