that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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