I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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