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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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