have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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