I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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