Got a toothbrush?
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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