They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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