There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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