Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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