After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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