But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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